Dude, WTF?

By cman - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Romania

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
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CallMeHush 0

You fail because you couldn't outrun an old drunk with his dick out. What? You got got square wheels on your wheelchair or something?

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rosto16 0

I hope you smack the hell outta him!

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suntherian 4

Dude what sort of person can't outrun a drunk old man that's busy peeing? And, seriously, at what point did you NOT think "I'm gonna kick this POS in the balls and call the cops while he's on the ground"?

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greymatter 2

this would suck, but it is pretty funny... lol. but yeah, I probably would have kicked some ass if it happened to me.

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THeroinCZ 10

oh...well, u are somehow lucky he didnt aim higher

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rubyliu8420 7

That's when u turn around & knock him the **** out!

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hornyrabbit12 8

This is why I hate old men! I would of spit at him and push him down.

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ChickInGreenVans 12

Is that even legal??

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AaliyahMorgan143 5

Drunk or not, I would've beat his ******* ass. No joke.

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Mortoli 30

No offense but by far one of the funniest fml on here but seriously that guy was drunk lol

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