Dumbass idea

By Caeru - 21/06/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 197
You deserved it 3 608

Same thing different taste

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thats pretty stupid.... I think she needs help.

badmandilon 19

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Ask your mom if she thinks that losing a few pounds is a fair exchange for dying a painful, premature death of lung cancer, throat cancer, heart disease, or any of the other varied and numerous ways that smoking kills people.

PanduhZombie 2

damn, she sounds like a ******* tobacco company trying to subliminally make kids smoke.

I think what she's trying to say is.. . take one for the team

she won't feel that way when she is suffering from cancer.

Tell your mom, it appears idiocy has been passed down for generations, but thankfully that gene appears to skip every 6th generation or so.

I'd let her know- this 6 th generation is gonna live past 40 and not die of lung cancer

FYL For having and idiot mother, but good for you for not smoking!

Chopping off a limb also causes weight loss. Still isn't a particularly smart method to do so.

121, I'm talking about the mother. 125, don't be so aggressive, now to answer your question of what doesn't cause cancer. What is cancer is what we ask first. Cancer is a mutated cell that is produced by a healthy cell that is reproducing itself. there are things that speed up body process and cell process which give you a higher chance of a cell producing a cancer. nicotine is a stimulant which helps this process. exercise is a major thing that helps prevent cancer cause you are physically helping the body and keeping cell order at it's best. I highly doubt driving a car gives you cancer unless it just happens.

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Fun fact: Your weight is more important than your lungs, heart, throat, taste buds, and all other organs affected by smoking! Not.