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Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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You deserved it 92 009

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By can't win - 13/01/2015 16:25 - Australia

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 483

You deserved it 3 458

By staringisrude - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 288

You deserved it 64 677

By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 6 761

It's not what you think

By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 903

You deserved it 11 785

By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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You deserved it 3 590

It's not what you think! Come back!

By LonelyLoner - 26/11/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 916

You deserved it 38 351

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 552

You deserved it 30 915

Peacocking PUA syndrome

By hardtoignore - 03/10/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 240

You deserved it 45 762

By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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You deserved it 37 449

Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 972

You deserved it 2 979

maxson_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 10:41

As soon as I read "stared at her breasts" I clicked YDI.

heavyop 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 10:41

And you didn't think she would notice when you turned your head to stare at her for a few minutes?!? YDI

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xxxeelaa 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:02

YDI as soon as "so I stared at her breasts".

Gman08 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:04

i agree with #4 lol

MeganBJ 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:18

YDI.. one it is basketball.. yeah.. wearing sunglasses inside is not weird at all.. way to go.. certain all around you could see you turn your head..

Pittfan557 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:19

when you were done you put your tongue back in your mouth lol #1 rule of dudes dont stare for minutes glance dont stare big mistake and all the ladies on here you know guys look why you making a big deal dont wear low cut shirts if you dont want guys to look.

taradeborde87 3

Thursday 17 November 2011 1:20

#127, 'look' is the key word here. He was staring for a few minutes. And he didn't say she was wearing a low cut shirt. Looking is one thing, starting is something totally different.

happygirl_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:22

haha i really don't see why guys are obsessed with boobs. what's the appeal? i think it's really funny actually.

LuxLisbon_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:23

Well, I call myself a feminist, but I've got no problem whatsoever with guys ogling pretty women. Whether you like it or not, IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN. There are far, far worse things happening to women in the world purely because of their gender which actually ARE disgustingly injust social inequalities, not a result of the way our reproductive system works, courtesy of Mother Nature. Men have a biological predisposition to shag around. Therefore, any woman of child-bearing age who displays physical indicators of fertility (curvy breasts and hips, slender waist, clear skin, shiny hair etc. - i.e, what's generally considered 'hot', although obviously there are variations in taste from man to man) can expect to get checked out on a regular basis. If a girl wants to use this to her advantage (and however reluctant many feminists are to acknowledge the fact, this is one of the greatest advantages we have over men), who the hell are we to tell her not to wear low-cut tops? Conversely, if a girl feels uncomfortable with this (like my female friend who refuses to epilate) that's her choice as well. My point is, as a feminist I think women should be free to use their sexuality however THEY wish to. Those individuals who harp on that women should 'use their brains' and eschew their femininity otherwise they're betraying their gender, are just as bad as those who expect women to look picture-perfect 24/7.

Will09 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:27

PERV!!!!!!

lycania 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:36

haha, YDI dumbass. you have to be more quick and careful with your staring. thats why i got darker shades and can get away with staring more! go me!

LuxLisbon_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 22:40

Oh, and I agree that being stared at lasciviously for several minutes is definitely unpleasant and creepy for the recipient, but it's nothing that a loud, firm 'Can you please stop that?!' can't fix, or something shorter and sharper. I don't get why alot of what I refer to as 'neofeminists' claim their lives are not governed by male sexuality, yet they get unduly upset over incidents like this.