Peacocking PUA syndrome
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You sure attracted attention.
At first, I thought it said, "while reading about abduction techniques."
Do you want a cookie or something?
Well, I guess you'll have more luck next fall. Get it? Fall, Autumn? No?
Shades in a club?
This is why I don't watch Jersey Shore. :/
Exactly whose seduction techniques where these? The Todd's?
Did anybody else read this as "Today, I thought I was a bird, so I put on some really bright colors and went out in search of a mate. When I tried to fly, I came crashing down back to reality. FML"? Just me? Ok, I'll go back to my corner now.
I don't see what people find so great about clubs they're dark crowded They play bad (in my opinion) music really loud And dumb shit like this happens
Douche.
the things guys do for attention.. smh,
Wearing sunglasses inside? Who does that?
109 Whoever wrote that "seduction for dummys" book apparently :)
you know who wares shades inside clubs? people on drugs.
Op, is your name "the Situation" ?
Congratulations, you've won the annual award for douchebaggery of the highest degree.
WARNING: Wearing Dark Shades in a Night Club Gives You the False Impression of Being Cool
You should've just been yourself. Would've worked realistically.
Who the **** told you to wear shades indoors? Sounds to me like you are retarded ;/
YDI, you're trying too hard haha
Which is why Cory Hart was only a one-hit wonder and is much more successful playing baseball for the Milwaukee Brewers.
Zing! Fellow Wisconsinite, let's go Crew!
He plays baseball?.. I need to get with the times.. *goes back to wearing his sunglasses at night*
Hey! Look at that sexy beast! *trip* Oh...
His sunglasses were ****-blocking! :D
the "Oh..." made it perfect. xD
Aaand, did you not try on the glasses before you bought them to check for vision ability?
That's what happens when you get seduction techniques off a website with a option for braille.
Keywords
You sure attracted attention.
Which is why you don't. . . *lowers sunglasses* Crash, thud, thud, "watch out, asshole!," Ouch, oof, tinkle, moan, gasp. wear your sunglasses at night.