Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 276
You deserved it 92 009

Same thing different taste

Top comments

maxson_fml 0

As soon as I read "stared at her breasts" I clicked YDI.

And you didn't think she would notice when you turned your head to stare at her for a few minutes?!? YDI

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You're an idiot. You need to always be aware of where your eyes are looking at all times. Remember, it's like looking at the sun, sunglasses do not protect against the damage.

lmmmr 0

#102 - Did you not read the rest of my post? I was saying that exact same thing: That most women are just as ignorant on the matter as the males here, playing into the role of the "feminazi" and preaching superiority over equality and respect. They, as well as men threatened by the idea of equality, are the ones giving feminism a bad name.

mixedcalibaby 0

Way to be respectful!! Next time I see a guy, ill just stare at his d*ck and see how he likes that.

padfoot_fml 0

Nice going genius, should've told her you stuggle to read and were practicing with her shirt.

mixedcalibaby 0

#33 ...right on the money. Women shouldn't be forced to cover up just because some men can't control themselves. We have a right to wear what we prefer. A glance is cool, a few minutes is ridiculous. And #28 not all low cut shirts are slutty..insecure much?

padfoot_fml 0

YDI for staring that long, a few minutes of looking at something is a long time.

kellster 2

Occasional glance: acceptable. Desirable, even, especially when said breasts are presented in a manner that clearly invites looking. Staring: creepy. Staring for long periods of time, thinking that it's perfectly acceptable due to supposedly opaque glasses: perverted, wholly unacceptable. Object of staring catching you mid-stare: classic.

Ashley314 0

I agree with what #10 said....

mardog88 0

Hey women are objects but in public show a little respect when you get here home then you treat tem like the dirt that they are

yankeessuck2004 0