Kids: Dumbasses

Dumbasses

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Nevada

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By CallaC - 15/03/2012 02:01 - Canada

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk. Almost before he could open his mouth, my mother popped her head into the room and said, "Be realistic, Dan. Who would want to sleep with that?" FML

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By firewait - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML

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By nikaea - 23/05/2014 22:44 - United States - Everett

Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Tripp - 14/07/2019 14:00

Today, I sat my mom down to tell her I was pregnant, but before I could say anything, she started to lecture me on safe sex. I don't see this ending well. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 16:09 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML

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pistachiopanda 19

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:30

Just leave some pamphlets about giving your child up for adoption lying around.

iAlissa 34

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:29

You have an immature and shallow daughter.

Comments

musikchik 6

Saturday 17 August 2013 18:50

I say failing as a parent would be LETTING her say that crap. Being a parent, you should have a very serious talk about what she put on FB. My daughter will never be allowed to talk crap about me on FB and if she does, I'll take computer privileges away. Be a parent now.

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Saturday 17 August 2013 19:22

How is it sexual harassment?

Slawter16 24

Sunday 18 August 2013 0:58

It's not, OP's daughter's friend was being an idiot.

beclaurela 18

Saturday 17 August 2013 20:34

So have all the other parents. I'm sorry she's so....stupid.

jamnglamgirlie 17

Saturday 17 August 2013 20:39

I honestly don't think this is your fault. Kids these days are starting to learn this stuff from each other, and from songs and music videos. You can't really control outside influences. Also since this is the way they're learning about sex they think they know everything about it when they haven't even scratched the surface.

Marie314 17

Saturday 17 August 2013 20:39

This makes me wonder just how far you went into detail about the birds and the bees

TheDoctor10 28

Saturday 17 August 2013 21:21

I'm starting to understand the guy that shot his daughter's laptop.

lesley3r3 22

Saturday 17 August 2013 21:45

Lmfao oh you peado

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 17 August 2013 22:22

Either your kid is over reacting, or you creeped her out by going into too much detail.

ElvisChrist6 4

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:37

"Clearly I've failed as a parent"... yes, but not for the reasons you think. Not old enough to know about sex already, but has a Facebook? That she can post on while you're not watching?

CamdenMarie 6

Sunday 18 August 2013 2:49

Get on her Facebook, write a status as her saying that she's immature and clearly not adult enough to handle the PRIVILEGE of constant Internet access, therefore she will be taking an extended break from it until she's grown up a little. Then change her password.