Dumbasses

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Nevada

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
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pistachiopanda 19

Just leave some pamphlets about giving your child up for adoption lying around.

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iAlissa 34

You have an immature and shallow daughter.

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King_paradox 22

Admitting you went wrong is only the first step, now burn the failure and try again. And if not add outside locks to the basement. and then try again, but beware basements will fill quickly in our day and age.

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V4Vardy 8

Don't worry, it sounds like all the other parents failed pretty badly to

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CutiePatootie85 11

I don't think you have failed as a parent but I think she does need another talk. When I have kids they aren't getting a Facebook until I say they can! Good Luck OP!

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okieraider71 4

Shut off her Internet (Facebook etc. ) for one year. Her problem is you. She does not need a friend-- she needs a mother.

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HotRose 18

Oh my god, shut up. A mom can be both, my mother was. She was always there for me, and helped me when I needed her. She was reliable, funny, smart, and sweet, and still is. My mom would talk to me for hours, and I wanted her to. B.c I liked my mom, I saw her as my mom and a friend. My dad, had the "I'm your dad not your friend" mentality, never there for me when I was struggling most, and I was never able to talk to him. (Both my parents are still together, too). Today, I am married, never had sex until then, very grateful for that, I have a nice job, and a great future ahead of me. My mom never enabled bad behavior, but she celebrated with me when I was good, or did something that made her proud. I like my mom, I love my mom. I love my dad, but I don't necessarily like him. Finding a happy medium of parent and friend will make your child grow happier, and when they turn 13-14 they won't be little twats like this girl. The I'm not your friend I'm your parent always had me thinking, if you aren't going to be nice to your kids, why did you even have them? I do understand that not being a parent is what causes kids to act this way, I'm NOT saying "Don't be a parent." I'm saying "Don't be a stupid one."

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furbyface711 9

If I was you, I would ground her. Delete her Facebook. Take her computer and phone. Only let her use the computer for supervised homework. It's school and home until she can explain why what she did was wrong.

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VeylonaBloodsea 6

She's old enough to have a Facebook, but you hadn't had the sex talk yet? YDI. You're doing it wrong.

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utohspaghettios 10

im honestly waiting for op to respond lol see how she likes our comments.... but you can judge a generation on a small group.... the hippie generation was a small group of the generation but got named that....but op your daughter and her friend are both stupid and give no hope for this generation

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brown_sugga 5

She had a FB acct before the sex talk?

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photogodess 13

Teens suck, especially girls. So happy I have a son! Just let dad give him the talk but in your case it sounds like you did the right thing, but honestly schools are teaching sex Ed so early on now... Think it's 3rd grade now. Good luck hope she doesn't end up on 16 and pregnant.... Thanks MTV for making it seem ok to teens (fail on MTV) you did not fail as a parent A+ or trying mom!! ;)

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squideth 18

More like, thank god you didn't have a daughter. Sounds like you have no idea how to treat girls like the regular human beings they are.

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