Dumbasses

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 21:05 - United States - Nevada

Today, I gave my daughter the sex talk. Barely 10 minutes later, her public Facebook status read, "My mom's a total pedo," after which she mentioned the talk. Her friend posted, "That's sexual harassment. You can sue for that." Clearly I've failed as a parent. FML
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pistachiopanda 19

Just leave some pamphlets about giving your child up for adoption lying around.

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iAlissa 34

You have an immature and shallow daughter.

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NurseAbi 10

You haven't failed, your child isn't mature enough for the sex talk. Fherlife

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LennyComa 39

Kids say the Most Dipshitted things....

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FlawlessSin 5

The sex talk should really come before you even consider letting kids use facebook and shit.

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Sir_drink_alot 20

One day your daughter may thank you, I doubt it though, don't be too harsh on her or yourself. Most teenagers are uncomfortable talking to their parents about sex, also her friend was probably joking

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Paigeleei 8

I'd smack my kid up. Like no joke. My daughter will never do that shit. And that friend wouldn't be to happy either. I'd be going over to talk to her parents. But that shit would never happen again.

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Slawter16 24

OP, I hope she apologised or something, or that she was at least joking. It embarrasses me when people who are probably somewhere around my own age act so immature. You should take away her internet/cell phone privileges for a while.

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