Transportation: Easy mistake

Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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Too late

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML

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Fiat 500 woes

By Too tall for this shit - 30/11/2024 22:00 - United States - Fresno

Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2016 20:44 - United States - High Point

Today, while driving to a client's home, I received a text. Since I loathe those who text and drive, I pulled into a convenience store's parking lot. While I was texting, a car sped into the lot, rear-ending my car. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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Rollin'

By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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Friday 24 April 2009 12:25

LOL, he's probably writing a fml

Darth_Taco 14

Friday 24 April 2009 12:22

Oh man, that sucks. I'd probably do the same thing though. When some random guy gets into your car, what else would you do? Of course you'd panic. Don't worry, you're not the only one that would panic.

Comments

heatherryo 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 7:25

this is why i always have my doors locked at night while i'm in my car, even if it's full of people. i don't blame you at all.

ShadowMystika 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:54

this isn't that bad but I probably would have freaked out too. Especially at night.

12mp04 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 21:41

That must've been pretty freaky, but it'd only be an FML if you had a girl in the car and you left her :P

muchlovezoe 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 19:47

lock your doors, dumbass.

AB_fml 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 0:09

Not your fault, I gave you FML. Again, don't worry, many people would aslo do this (including me). Thanks for the LOL though ::P

maddyUnderstood 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 13:14

Favorite-d. love this one. =P

OMGobstoppers 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 21:55

that guy should be the one writing the fml

TCiJoKER 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:45

haha i agree with 82 what a pussycat u shud of seen what he wanted.

xNephilim 18

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:58

You know something is TERRIBLY wrong with a city, country or whatever when you get scared when someone gets into your car. :/ Back in Germany, people would stare and maybe ask 'Who the hell are you?' but not jump out of the car, screaming. It's sad that the US is so full of criminals. :/