Music and Love: Ed Shitren

Ed Shitren

By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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You deserved it 5 606

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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You deserved it 6 378

Guitar hero

By Jammy Handtricks - 18/08/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I was trying to impress a girl I like by showing off my guitar skills at a party. I'd hyped it up all night. When I finally started playing, I’d forgotten most of the chords and lyrics to the song, and ended up just strumming "Wonderwall" while humming off-key. She left halfway through the "performance." FML

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You deserved it 791

By douchegamer - 03/03/2013 03:38 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML

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You deserved it 78 938

By Ryanissaur - 19/10/2009 05:34 - Australia

Today, being a music student, a professional orchestra performed a symphony that I wrote and dedicated to my girlfriend. It took months to compose and it the first and only time it was ever going to be played. My girlfriend forgot to come. FML

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You deserved it 3 033

MAKE IT STOP

By anonymous198913 - 04/02/2017 12:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I learned how to play "Happy Birthday" on the guitar, just to have my friend tell me that my voice sucks, and that I needed to stop immediately. FML

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You deserved it 704

By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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You deserved it 4 052

By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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You deserved it 15 544

By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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You deserved it 5 588

By socialix - 19/04/2015 01:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML

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You deserved it 3 423

Moment of truth

By anonymous - 23/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

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You deserved it 86 467

mariyaaa 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:41

People here on formal seriously have really sucky boyfriends/girlfriends... Come on people, you all deserve better!!

iomnomnomux3 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:39

I'd love for someone to sing to me -_____-

Comments

wacomedic 1

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:49

How did you figure you would improve on her all time favorite song?

eatsleepjb 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 2:07

He didn't..he just wanted to make her happy by playing it for her. I would be flattered if someone spent months learning my favorite song just to play it for me and anyone that wouldn't is ungrateful and dumb. But way to go trying to find a way that they deserved this. But you failed.

Justincolon22 15

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:52

I agree

satanrox 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:52

what song?

eatsleepjb 8

Wednesday 21 December 2011 17:53

Why did that get so many negative comments? They were just asking a question that I would like to know the answer to too, and they were asking the OP, not you.

idontknowyou123 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:53

Look bro a girl who does not appreciate the time and practice one puts into something like that is not a girl worth your time. And you should get rid of her for someone that will appreciate you. tl;dr Dump ungrateful bitch and get one that appreciates you

RinaVampire31 18

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:55

The thought is what counts!

FozzyBear1234 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 4:30

People say that when their gift goes wrong. Or it plain sucks!

PotatoBlankey39 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:57

Obviously she doesn't have an appreciation for a good ol' musical try. As a music teacher, I would probably be jumping for joy that you actually practiced and learned something. Most kids need to have your enthusiasm.