Education time

By ohgawd - 08/10/2011 06:48 - United States

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Today, my sister asked me to explain where to put a tampon. I realized near the end of the conversation that she believed the urine, feces, and blood all came from the same orifice. This began a long discussion during which I was forced to tell her not to put the tampon in her rectum. FML
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happyhak 5

This is possibly the most graphic scientific FML I've ever read...

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Tinkerbel_fml 0

is your sisters name Hyliry? because this sounds like something only she could say...

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Levvy 22

She... has skin, right? With nerves in it? And conscious control of her muscles? Because a lack of those things is the only way I can imagine her being confused enough to think she urinates out of her rectum.

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Levvy 22

I really, really, really hope you don't mean in the original post.

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kelis_fml 0

Is your sister younger? Often younger girls are very reluctant to use tampons and are unsure about where exactly they go!

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Amajean 7

Maybe you should just let her figure it out on her own once she realizes her underwear is soaked with blood.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Pads. She is not competent enough for tampons yet. Seriously, it sounds like tampons could put her on the road to Toxic Shock Syndrome.

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Dairokutenmaoh 3

You'd think someone old enough to need a tampon would have noticed that they urinated and defecated out of different holes. Seriously, does she think she's a platypus?

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