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By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington

Spicy
Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
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BellaP13 24

It happens. Basically everything tights and then loosens. Don't worry about it she's probably as embarrassed as you

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GhostCOB 6

Well you're the first guy to make her do both at the same damn time so that itself is an accomplishment.

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Steve7910 6

Good job, it seems gross but it means you made her cum hard enough to lose control of everything, take it as a compliment

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alohaui 18

Oh god, I didn't know that was possible. Now thinking about it, the amount of times that I've been close are one too many. I need to be more careful

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itw 6

Hey man it's a good start... Or should a say a good shart? Too far? Okay... My bad.

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rastafarianaaa 11

Lmfao. Thats normal hahaha that means u did too good lol!

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sexy_butter 3

it's not that uncommon, you feel the urge to go pee when you ******, i guess it's the same for the other end of your body

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