Love, Roommate, Awkward and Intimacy: Embarrassing little secret

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Embarrassing little secret

By FML - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML

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mrsabed 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:54

and you did it?

Outsider_77 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you

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carebearusaf 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:57

Either OP is a guy and his "boyfriend" doesn't want his roomate to know he's gay/bi, or he's sleeping with someone else too.

notsurewhattoput 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 21:56

Why would you....

rachelndrws180 4

Tuesday 28 August 2012 19:44

He Said That? O.O

luminis12 23

Monday 12 August 2013 8:56

You should tell your boyfriend to be proud you're his girl.

alloybaby05 18

Friday 6 February 2015 6:35

Was his roommate a girl? ?

marthamydear23 9

Saturday 5 August 2017 2:16

and you did it? are you nuts??

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