Love, Roommate, Awkward and Intimacy: Embarrassing little secret - FML

Embarrassing little secret

By FML - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML

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mrsabed 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:54

and you did it?

Outsider_77 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you

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PoisonGirlInc 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:45

And he's still your boyfriend why?

Shmace 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:04

... Not your boyfriend. Just saying.

bannedforlife 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:17

Ex boyfriend by now I hope.

bannedforlife 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:23

Hey, ********, stfu. And save your pseudo-witty bullshit about how I must because fat girl for someone who gives a shit. Why don't you step off a tall building into rush hour traffic and put and end to your useless existence.

nyperez87 1

Sunday 11 December 2011 22:57

You must be some ugly bitch or you must mean something to the roommate

rastafarhi 0

Monday 12 December 2011 0:21

Your bf Is a pussy. lol

Rachel1987 4

Monday 12 December 2011 0:41

Maybe you aren't his only girlfriend. Think.

late_415 0

Monday 12 December 2011 3:27

You must be Ugly as F***

evebright 5

Monday 12 December 2011 15:08

....for the last time. There, I finished your post for you.

Ugi 26

Monday 12 December 2011 17:33

Your _boyfriend_ did this? That's horrible. Time to find a decent guy.

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