Money, Cars and Transportation: Emotional rollercoaster - FML

Emotional rollercoaster

By ehcanadianeh - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found $20 under my car seat, so I put it in the cup holder, only for it to fly out of the window while going down the highway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 999

You deserved it 12 359

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By BellaBabii32 - 27/04/2021 02:01

Today, I went to get coffee. While I was at the drive-thru window, I went to pay with my card but dropped it right out the window. It went under my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 815

You deserved it 178

By ccrex - 05/08/2019 20:00

Today, I put my phone on top the car while putting my daughter in her car seat. Told myself not to forget it. Then I drove away, and it flew off the top of the car on the freeway. It got ran over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 853

You deserved it 1 529

Anger management

By Manuel Gearbox - 12/07/2021 18:01 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I drove a different work vehicle, one with the cupholder right behind the gear lever. After multiple accidental attempts at changing gears with my Coke bottle, I threw it out the window in a temper. I then got busted for littering. FML

I agree, your life sucks 216

You deserved it 1 654

Detained

By emptypockets - 31/10/2014 13:35 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 021

You deserved it 6 913

By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 071

You deserved it 4 177

By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 382

You deserved it 3 866

By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 700

You deserved it 84 811

By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 820

You deserved it 27 137

By MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY - 21/03/2012 20:13 - United States

Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 189

You deserved it 7 911

By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 592

You deserved it 43 436

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Top comments

caterfly 14

Monday 14 December 2015 8:26

Easy come, easy go

UnidentifiedFun 37

Monday 14 December 2015 8:33

I usually keep my windows up on the highway cause loose things tend to blow out.

Comments

Yuso_Yagari 9

Monday 14 December 2015 19:20

Be free, fly home my child

watermelon_bae 15

Monday 14 December 2015 19:44

Why didn't you put it in your wallet?

loubabe69 19

Monday 14 December 2015 22:07

Easy come, easy go.

lonelinessispain 7

Monday 14 December 2015 22:12

I'm curious... it's December you are in Canada... why is your window even open?

Dictionaryspeaks 18

Monday 14 December 2015 22:50

Been there done that only lost 5! Haha FYL!

militarybrat 21

Tuesday 15 December 2015 5:37

Its paper. Any paper flies when wind is involved unless weighed down. Ydi

more4me 27

Tuesday 15 December 2015 10:34

( singing ) If you love some (thing) , set them free ... (singing)

missadell 17

Tuesday 15 December 2015 11:37

I'm sorry to hear OP but think about it this way: It was $20 you didn't have in the first place so you never really knew what it was like to have the extra money. Then you lost it, this shows how life is not fair. So all in all I say you learned a valuable lesson and not in a bad way c:

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Tuesday 15 December 2015 19:47

The universe giveth, the universe taketh away.

mswim 27

Wednesday 16 December 2015 6:22

Easy come, easy go?

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You deserved it 8 886

Today, I bought a safe. I put all of my most prized possessions in it, including all of my jewelry, family heirlooms and important papers. Oh, and just before I locked it up, I put the key to the safe in there too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 616

You deserved it 50 244

Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML

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You deserved it 8 078

Today, I found a purse in the school bathroom. When I looked inside, there was an iPod along with some other expensive stuff in it. I took it to the office so the right owner would get it back. The owner passed me in the hall on the way there; she freaked out and punched me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 730

You deserved it 3 035

Today, my friend, who had begged me to buy them a plane ticket after being stranded overseas, blocked me. They didn't even use the ticket. FML

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You deserved it 509

Today, my girlfriend made me a chocolate cake to try and cheer me after my dog died. My dog died because my dad fed him chocolate. FML

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You deserved it 1 896