By smarty - 16/10/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, I bought a safe. I put all of my most prized possessions in it, including all of my jewelry, family heirlooms and important papers. Oh, and just before I locked it up, I put the key to the safe in there too. FML
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PaperShreds 0

Don't you need the key to lock it? If not, shouldn't you at least have a spare? At least now you can use it like those old fashioned piggy banks. Smash it! But in your case, you may need to use a diamond saw.

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PaperShreds 0

Don't you need the key to lock it? If not, shouldn't you at least have a spare? At least now you can use it like those old fashioned piggy banks. Smash it! But in your case, you may need to use a diamond saw.

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Rakayum 0

i think you left your brain in there too. or check the kitchen.

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suaveneanderthal 0

hey, no one and i mean no one is gonna steal anything out of your safe now!

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chipmunk95 0

uhh use the keypad or master lock? go get the spare?

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raNDMGUy 5

wtf, i didnt even know safes these days HAD keys

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ISellHerbs 0

Did anyone consider by "key" he meant maybe a paper with the directions/combination? Other than that I'm calling shenanigans on this one.

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Gahhreg 0

yeah i was expecting him to say something like "and today when i came home, i found out that somebody stole my safe" not "and i locked the key in there" im calling fake

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spiderman0606 0

Some safes lock on closure.

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its_obl 0

Seriously,aren't they all combination safes?

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wooters 1

just break itopen somehow or go to the companies and ask them for a spare key..

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ParaplegicPony 0

How can you even lock a safe that uses a key without using the key itself to lock it. Think about it.

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Ajjas013 6

Run it over with your car.

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wiiareonfire 0

you think about it. some safes, like ones in nice hotels for example, will lock immediatly when closed.

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Person1233 12

I can imagine myself doing that :/ wow that really sucks

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iamstupid1243 0

break it open duuuuh foo

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Sun_Kissed18 25

I'm pretty sure they are designed so you can't just easily break it open with common tools. If so then fail safe...

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aellos 0

How the heck did you lock it without a key? Any way I'm imagining would've been easy to break into, so the design wouldn't work. :S Either way, take into someplace to get it open. I'd bring proof that it's yours and the stuff inside were yours.

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ImJustJoking 0

YOU DESERVED IT USEING PAPERS BECAUSE IF YOU USE PAPERS THATS KILLING TREES!!!

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pwnrzero 0

#7: ultimate troll win. (most stupid thing i've heard all day) nuff said. to the op, just go hire some professional to open you're case. i mean, obviously since you have a computer, and you're on fml.com, you should be proficient in the art of google.com =D

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InfinityCross 1

#7, you must be horrified by the fact that basically everyone in the whole world uses paper. What now?

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xoconnie 8

hahahaha ohhh daaamnnn

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perdix 29

You're almost as retarded as I am!

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oliviaDF 0

How'd you lock it if the key was in there?

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