Weird and Love: Emotional support

Emotional support

By losingit - 19/10/2010 04:30 - United States

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

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You deserved it 3 812

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By barri - 16/12/2009 07:28 - Costa Rica

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

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You deserved it 2 826

By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 08:16 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML

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You deserved it 2 438

Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths

By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 137

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML

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You deserved it 165

By really? - 23/09/2013 02:24 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 407

Weak

By Anonymous - 13/09/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend, who I thought was the one I’d one day marry, didn’t survive her first time meeting the extended family. My parents loved her, but my grandma, great grandma, aunties, and cousins gave her such a hard time that she ran out in tears, jumped on a bus, then broke up with me via text. FML

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You deserved it 205

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 14:49 - United States

Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML

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You deserved it 3 181

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 217

Calcultated

By Anonymous - 02/10/2022 07:30

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML

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You deserved it 100

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Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:52

That's when you tell her that you don't want to be with someone who's been banged more times than a screen door.

aussie_babe91 5

Tuesday 19 October 2010 11:51

what a bitch, she clearly was't worth being with anyways. cheer up u will find someone better in no time.

Comments

RedEG4 1

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:06

you're a wizard Harry!

Renesaga 8

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:48

This. xD!

extremenoodles 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 14:03

As long as I'm not the only one whose mind goes to Potter

drawing_a_blank 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 14:28

No, that's exactly what I thought of first. 

zomgwtfbbqbagel 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 17:09

Hahaha this made me lol!! XD

FMLEveryday235 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 7:04

Omg same

jewbies 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:07

what a b*tch

PrincesAnzu 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:07

aw I'm sorry what a bitch

Maxine17 8

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:11

As far as I'm concerned, even though they aren't your biological parents, they are your "real parents". Silly bitch.

mrfruits 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:13

my dad lives in a van down by the river.

stronghand0331 17

Tuesday 19 October 2010 17:45

Stop rollin' dubies in a VAN down by the RIVER!

karimkz 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:18

wat a vafuna

airsplat 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:24

i bet the bitch also tried to tell you how to dress and how to talk... trust my my friend youre LOTS better off... go to the bar have yourself a beer and tell yourself "**** her life for being so shallow"

mpclaw 3

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:28

whoa. what a shallow bitch. be glad your rid of her. besides, wake up. she was looking for an out.

Lennsik 4

Tuesday 19 October 2010 12:35

Yikes, wow. Bitch, much? Sorry to hear about that, OP. At least she did the honors of freeing you from what could have been a hellish relationship with a twat like her. To break up with you for something like that? Sad, truly sad.