Enjoy the silence

By Weter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I fell flat on my ass while running for the subway. Made it on only to find out that it was standing by for ten minutes. I then got to ride all the way to work with a train full of people who watched me fall. FML
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KingZant 0

What you think people think: "Hah, that person is such a loser." "What a klutz!" "How stupid can you be?" What people actually think: "Oh, crap, looks like they're in a real hurry." "Hah, that happens to the best of us." "Shit, I forgot my shopping list."

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Grimm665 0

dude i did the exact same thing. except the train was on stand by for an unknown amount of time. as soon as me and my friend decided to leave and get another train, the first one pulled away.

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Grimm665 0

dude i did the exact same thing. except the train was on stand by for an unknown amount of time. as soon as me and my friend decided to leave and get another train, the first one pulled away.

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Saluton 18

FYL that's so ******* embarrassing!!

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Philosophic 0

I would've been like... "look at all you assholes.. being in time, and maintaining balance."

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Xero3g 5

This wouldn't have happened if you were Willy Wonka.

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Snazaza 0

#4 lmfao something similar happened to me numerous times

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musicninja 0

No big deal, really. Watch some **** to cheer up.

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MasterOfTheXP 2

Um, EXCUSE ME, I think my ****-gobbling fetish is more important than your hurt bum. LOL that sounds so wrong doesn't it? :$

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ydi_4_suking 20

It's pretty funny cuz he looked like a nerd running to catch a train

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KingZant 0

What you think people think: "Hah, that person is such a loser." "What a klutz!" "How stupid can you be?" What people actually think: "Oh, crap, looks like they're in a real hurry." "Hah, that happens to the best of us." "Shit, I forgot my shopping list."

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