Contraception and Work: Enjoyed yourself I see

Enjoyed yourself I see

By Anonameow - 15/03/2016 18:42 - United States - Freeland

Today, after lots of overcast weather, we opened the blinds to the children's section in the library, to let in the beautiful sunshine. Fifteen preschoolers were greeted by the sight of a used condom plastered against the window. FML

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By alwaysxgettingxshitxon - 03/07/2009 00:18 - United States

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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By ekaay - 16/01/2018 15:00

Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 20:00

Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

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By IbetIgotAIDS - 12/09/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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Just checking

By whytoday - 21/05/2012 14:59

Today, I read an article on babies dying after being accidentally left in cars in the sun. On my lunch break, I decided to walk around the parking lot, checking to see that no kids were abandoned in cars. A guy gave me a smack for looking through his car window. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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Emma1562 35

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:31

I doubt they knew what it was, they probably thought it was a balloon that's not inflated.

BlackHawkSavior 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:32

Damn, sex education sure does start early these days

Comments

TheNewGuy03 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 2:30

I can all but guarantee that they won't be able to identify what it is and what it's used for. Just ignore it (not forget about it!) and go about your business, and they should do the same. Of course, find some way to get rid of it so it's not ... tampered with later by preschoolers.

Talis99 26

Wednesday 16 March 2016 2:45

Must have come hard.

abhig 14

Wednesday 16 March 2016 3:07

Time to protection !!

Laphog 17

Wednesday 16 March 2016 3:32

Safe sex is wonderful thing , until it comes flying out a car window and hits you in the face

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 16 March 2016 3:38

Looks like your maintenance man didn't clean the windows recently or that area is lovers lookout

HollyQuinn 21

Wednesday 16 March 2016 3:40

No worries,they won't know what that is. Tell them it's a balloon full of... rice pudding? I don't know.

ninjakitty254 23

Wednesday 16 March 2016 4:01

That's disgusting.

Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Wednesday 16 March 2016 4:16

I seriously doubt they were traumatized by it. They're 4 years old. My 8 year old wouldn't be able to identify a condom.

LevyLove 17

Wednesday 16 March 2016 4:17

It was on the window...???? Bitch... HOW?? LOL I'd really like to have known what kind of freaky shit went down for that. Or he could've just been doing the Caveman and grunted loudly when he finished and threw the used condom as a sign of power whilst pounding his chest. Either way I wish I saw. ???