Estranged

By assdialed. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my dad, who I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but he did leave me an accidental voicemail, saying, "Oh shit, I didn't mean to call her." FML
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rhymethyme 0

Couldn't seem to let this pass Without agreeing your dad is an ass!

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Fleecy 0

For those who this does actually happen to and its not fake....call back and say "Oh shit I didn't want you as my father". Hehe. Then they'll know how it feels to be disrespected.

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blerypenguins 0

I'm 100% sure this one has been repeated. Don't steal!

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kibbleznbitz0 0

YDi for ignoring your dad you bitch! someday he will pass an youll wish you had picked that phone up.

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Whitsymone 0

Haha;;dnt feel to bad. My dad wud do tha same exact thing...and im 16.

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mcguyver98 0

you poor thing, he's not a father, he's an asshole!

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d0u6la5b 0

Maybe you're not his real daughter. Maybe you just suck that bad. Get over it. Move on. Change your number and let him search for you.

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jemma_aussie 0

OMG, thats not nice, i wonder if you called him back and told him ?

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ragsy 7

Why didn't you answer? You are a chip off the old block.

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RubixMonkey 0

maybe you shouldn't have had that embarrasing Electra Complex...

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