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By FootFlakes - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
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liv_graham 7

buy her a pumice stone and a garbage can

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HowieDoIt 21

She just wanted some more flakes for her cereal.

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9lashes 15

*shudders violently*

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NurseJonathan 9

Shuttering can get violent? Oh geez. We better warn people before it starts killing people.

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Jessiegirl122 7

Congrats you're the first commentor to make me gag!

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clemsi 20

I think I can top that....I ped egg my feet because my heels are really dry and cracked, and before I throw the shavings out I dump them in an ashtray to see which pile is bigger. Normally my right foot wins.

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9lashes 15

Thanks for pointing that out! I couldnt find out why this was an FML seemed normal to me -_-

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mattlw 25

Pedegg. One easy payment of 19.99 plus s+h!

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possy 19

Revenge!! Get Pringles, eat all but the last three chips, collect said dry skin, put in with chips, the leave on coffee table. Your trap is set.. Now sit back and wait with camera to record your results.

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BlueFlatts 20

Nobody can leave 3 chips. Unfortunately, that's not what's wrong with this comment.

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BVBarmy_girl 22

First thought it read: "...not in our coffe" - So at least it could be worse c: Still, FYL OP!

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kasfire 16

just be glad that she isnt tryinh to eat it. that is a little worse i think. dont get me wrong... what she is doing is still gross *shudders*

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maz95 17

How can someone become that comfortable and unhygienic? That would definitely just put me off the person.

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Enslaved 36

Next gift idea. Get her one of those pedicures where the fish eat her feet's dead skin and then go get sushi afterward. :P

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raesos91 26

flaky feet is one thing.. but having a ****** looking back at you is just..

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olpally 32

So gross... DAFUQ?? Teach her some good hygiene skills. That's just ******* disgusting. Burn them with fire!

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etishuman22 32

This is not Reddit. Killing it with fire does not work here.

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olpally 32

Thanks buzz killington. I'm never on reddit. FYI. Jeeze.

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