Etiquette

By FootFlakes - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend once again that the dry skin she picks off her feet belong in the trash, not on our coffee table. FML
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liv_graham 7

buy her a pumice stone and a garbage can

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TeenWolfForever 5

Tell her that it bothers you and that it's just DISGUSTING or any word(s) of your choice. Sometimes, comfortable is TOO comfortable.

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TeenWolfForever 5

Sorry for posting a bad comment guys I didn't know it was that offensive. After all, I'm only 11.

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bkmo 1

there's some stuff called heeltastic!! it works wonders..give it to her as a gift!

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Kittycorn 17

Just poop on the coffee table and see how she feels about it.

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9lashes 15

Thats worse and if he wants her to take what he's saying seriously, acting like a little kid isnt going to help.

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etishuman22 32

Maybe give her a foot massage, lotion her foot, and then treat her to a pumice stone scrub to her feet. That way, you've done the work for her! Or, like #28 said, pay for someone else to do it for you. Either way, polite explanation is obviously not going to work anymore.

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dRUMsKELETON 12

An ex of mine used to rip off the excess of his toenails and flick them in a random direction at my house. I feel for you.

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9lashes 15

Oh god! I would have kicked him out of the house until he learned some manners

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iAmKirsty 8

that's really disgusting. I have dry skin on my face and you wouldn't see me peeling it off and leaving it in random places in my room. she should at least have some sort of cream that she could use on her feet to help moisturise the flaky dry skin like I do.

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amifaiyaz 12

and that's how you know someone's getting a little too comfortable.

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