Alcohol, Cats and Animals: Every day is Caturday

Every day is Caturday

By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 532

You deserved it 1 834

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 082

You deserved it 5 692

By Aled - 17/02/2011 16:33 - United Kingdom

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 834

You deserved it 3 333

By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 358

You deserved it 2 882

By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 213

You deserved it 2 757

By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 521

You deserved it 3 995

By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 165

You deserved it 4 761

By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 507

You deserved it 2 792

By Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 615

You deserved it 5 242

Fatal decision

By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 793

You deserved it 2 530

Denial

By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 172

You deserved it 3 217

accioshannon 17

Friday 16 November 2012 8:30

That sounds catastrophic.

buckdharma 37

Friday 16 November 2012 9:02

i know...i know. im a copy cat.

Comments

jackal181 7

Friday 16 November 2012 8:51

If you're female maybe she's telling you to get laid and feed the "pussy"-cat? That, or the reason you don't have a cat is because you didn't feed it...

newbiehere99 6

Friday 16 November 2012 11:37

I tried to make a pussy comment, unfortunately it failed ... I don't suggest following my example ...

hannaaaahr 33

Friday 16 November 2012 8:56

WELL GO ******* BUY A CAT THEN!

hannaaaahr 33

Friday 16 November 2012 9:00

would be a nice story to tail your children!

spaboolly 26

Friday 16 November 2012 10:17

"That reminds me of this one time Grandma came home stone cold drunk and started bitching and screaming at me because I hadn't fed our cat." "I thought you'd never had a cat, Mommy?" "Yeah... well Grandma's nuts. Doesn't alcohol sound fun, sweetie?" Yeah... great bedtime story there.