Relatable, Awkward and Farts: Every home should have one

Every home should have one

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room." FML

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BingleBop 18

Monday 26 May 2014 12:08

At least it's only when you're not home

Death69 24

Monday 26 May 2014 12:11

Shitty deal. When they're gone, their room can become the designated "vomitorium" for your drinking parties!

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tayymeds 23

Monday 26 May 2014 18:14

Get a lock and lock your door.

weveallbeenthere 30

Monday 26 May 2014 19:07

does your room normally smell like farts. Maybe they figure you won't notice the difference.

kat_moore15 12

Monday 26 May 2014 19:50

Oh my that's horrible

worldclassrager 39

Monday 26 May 2014 20:03

Air fresheners for the win...Maybe if you leave an open flame they will quit no question

NPN_Scorpio 16

Tuesday 27 May 2014 1:57

Install a motion-activated camera. Record their hijinks. Sell copies or use for blackmail. Profit!

kl08 12

Tuesday 27 May 2014 4:09

payback is always bitter sweet. best served with ice!

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 27 May 2014 4:36

Time to get a lock!

vikky538 28

Tuesday 27 May 2014 5:21

wow...did they forgot your home got a bathroom too...

WeskersSexslave 15

Tuesday 27 May 2014 5:38

Why, does it smell bad?

khaled_almu 13

Tuesday 27 May 2014 6:47

This is not polite at all

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