Painful and Work: Everyday is like Sunday - FML

Everyday is like Sunday

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got turned down from a job I really wanted. Six hours later, the guy called me again and delivered the same news, not realizing he had already called this morning. Thanks for rubbing it in. FML

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You deserved it 2 796

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nitemare0 17

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:00

really? he called me to tell me I got that job.

maybaybe 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:02

It might not have ****** up her life, but it ****** up her day. She was upset from hearing the news once let alone twice. Yeah, sure she can go and apply for another job but it's just a hassle.

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badbe 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:27

Whoa, is that you or Robert Pattison?

badbe 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:29

Omg look Robert Pattison?

dkxw 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:38

Hey he had to be positive he did his job I'm sure he was.... HIV positve on that one... suck it up

nicesprites 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:04

ok I thought irrelevant puns were relevant. thanks for clearing that up with me.

maybaybe 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:39

Shit, that's gotta suck :( Sorry, OP.

DropDead77 11

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:47

haha!

sallen0046 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:53

How does a company making sure you know you didn't get a job, instead of leaving you sitting around for days/weeks waiting, in any way **** your life? Find more jobs to apply for, and get on with your life.

maybaybe 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:02

It might not have ****** up her life, but it ****** up her day. She was upset from hearing the news once let alone twice. Yeah, sure she can go and apply for another job but it's just a hassle.

docscientist 9

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:07

You're right, he should've posted on that other site, '**** My Next Five Hours'

kikibisweet 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:03

Get over yourself goodbye. It must be hard to be you yeah living in your life. I was always the one to cry. Now everything is alright. On another note, when he called you the second time you should have asked him what about you he didnt like and if he would give you some pointers to improve. Take it in stride and move on.

DropDead77 11

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:11

you have to be ******* kidding

DropDead77 11

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:12

damn you too? he called me 3 times

ShrukiantheMad 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:21

This guy looks much better than that sparkle gay fairy. You need to stop reading bad books in dim light, and go get your eyes examined.

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