Painful and Work: Everyday is like Sunday - FML

Everyday is like Sunday

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got turned down from a job I really wanted. Six hours later, the guy called me again and delivered the same news, not realizing he had already called this morning. Thanks for rubbing it in. FML

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nitemare0 17

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:00

really? he called me to tell me I got that job.

maybaybe 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 10:02

It might not have ****** up her life, but it ****** up her day. She was upset from hearing the news once let alone twice. Yeah, sure she can go and apply for another job but it's just a hassle.

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caZper 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 1:18

he did tgat on purpose

ohmek 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 3:20

Hey he was just trying to be considerate. Just double checking. He wouldn't want you waiting for a job that's never coming. Or he was bored and just felt like pissing someone off.

laura_oddball 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 2:27

LOL, he was probably high and forgot he already called you.

slytherin_royal 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:21

shit happens

Roozb 18

Saturday 14 November 2015 22:47

Man this was one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read. I'm very sorry OP but I couldn't stop laughing hard. Hope you find your suitable job very soon.

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