Art, Birds and Animals: Everyone's a critic

Everyone's a critic

By rc2981 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Perth

Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 508

You deserved it 5 171

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By I'mSoHungry - 11/01/2020 08:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, a bird flew into the workshop where I work, gave itself a tour of the place, then promptly pooped on my lunch and left. FML

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You deserved it 197

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 6 244

By Meow - 15/09/2009 13:21 - Singapore

Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomitting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML

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You deserved it 8 163

By pass me the fucking rope - 18/06/2016 13:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 449

You deserved it 943

By bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 070

You deserved it 7 555

Marcel Duchamp would be proud

By Mxx - 12/03/2020 12:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking through an old box of personal artwork when I realised the entire box was damp. This was all my own art from the past 3 years, smudged and smelling of cat urine. I was supposed to showcase some of it in a competition winning gallery this month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 604

You deserved it 398

By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 6 324

By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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You deserved it 2 103

By Anonymous - 07/01/2015 00:26 - United States - Eureka

Today, I moved into my new apartment complex. I left some items including a cherished painting my best friend made for me outside the front door while I moved furniture into my bedroom. When I went back outside, someone had kicked a huge hole in the painting. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 551

You deserved it 4 298

All in a day's work!

By Joshtodon - 21/08/2018 22:00

Today, I was unloading tile boxes out of my pickup truck into this lady's garage. As I grabbed the last 50-pound box, a passing bird shat on my forehead. Green ooze ran down my whole face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 813

You deserved it 169

leary96 15

Friday 13 June 2014 19:21

Now they are all abstract and speak of societies crappy expectations.

martin8337 35

Friday 13 June 2014 19:21

So sorry to hear that.

Comments

Epikouros 31

Friday 13 June 2014 19:34

YDI. How could something so delicate survive transport, or tourists and cleaners bumping into it?

QueenofWheels 13

Friday 13 June 2014 22:57

What?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 13 June 2014 19:41

Damn! Everybody's a critic. Even pigeons.

Artes 4

Friday 13 June 2014 19:47

You should have taken more caution with something so important!

anrou8 9

Friday 13 June 2014 22:03

you sometimes cant do anything about it, that kind of stuff just happens :(

thatADHDdude 21

Friday 13 June 2014 19:48

That really sucks OP, shit happens I guess. Only advice I can give is keep your windows closed or at least put a screen on them. Good luck!

slipstreak 10

Friday 13 June 2014 19:52

And that, my friend, is why we close our windows.

MidnaLink 33

Friday 13 June 2014 19:56

There's this lovely invention for your window you may wanna try. It's called a window mesh. Allows all the air in, but keeps nasty birds out.

91hayek 31

Saturday 14 June 2014 1:51

Sounds like I'm imprisoning myself on account of flying vermin. No thanks I have a house and windows for my own enjoyment. I will not be incarcerated by the fear of bird poop! No pigeon will take my freedom! SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!