Cats and Animals: Evil but cute

Evil but cute

By WearingOff - 14/07/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Almost neutered - 02/07/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I was laying on the couch when my cat decided to join. Instead of jumping, he opted to climb. While he was climbing, he put his paw on my junk and got his claws stuck there. He then tried to force them out, which hurt even more. It took almost a full minute to break him free. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 20:24 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML

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By Backinzi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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iSlowPwnz 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:11

Amazing cat! Is this a FML? I'm not sure

scorpiogirl666 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:23

If you can't deal with kittens being the spawn of the devil you shouldn't have gotten one. Seriously, I love cats, but my kitten wakes me up at 6 in the morning by attacking my face. Still, though, FYL. But I bet the kitty was cute, so it's okay.

Comments

MadeOfAwesome 1

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:18

Most cats can climb down a tree just as easily as they can climb up. Remember this for future reference (:

fenrisulfr 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:21

Stick to the dogs, cats are worthless, selfish, deceiving, cute and furry little animals.

jenkins56 5

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:09

Dogs look up to you Cats look down on you Pigs look you straight in the eye. Problem solved! Buy a pig. :) At least you won't have to worry about it climbing trees....

Stunt_fml 5

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:22

At least give credit where credit is due #46... "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill.

jenkins56 5

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:26

Fair point. I should have found the exact quotation. Thanks for doing it for me :) (Y)

silly_kate 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:24

kitteh deserves cheezeburgah!!!

WaterMist 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:29

Ahahahahah your cat was just testing you! It had to make sure you are worthy.

Sophie497 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:31

Actually, some cats who are very attached to their owner(s) tend to go to them and purr when they notice their owners aren't feeling well. They do it to relieve stress. I'm not entirely sure this is what happened in this case, since you haven't known each other for very long, but..

oopsie_daisy8446 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:47

LOL. Smart kitty.

irrelevantxx 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:50

Bahahaha O.o

youaresofucked 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:52

perhaps purring is a sign that despite your failed attempt to rescue said cat (and cats REMEMBER failure!) it DID appreciate your effort. But seriously, cats have BIGGER EGOS than just about anything. heh