Cats and Animals: Evil but cute

Evil but cute

By WearingOff - 14/07/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I realized my new kitten is the spawn of the devil. It decided to go get itself stuck in a tree. I tried to climb up to rescue it. But it kept climbing higher. I was about to grab the cat when I fell. The cat then jumped down and started purring. FML

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You deserved it 8 836

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 06:00 - United States - Pittsford

Today, my cat jumped on my shoulders, but stepped in my hood and choked me and when I panicked she dug her claws into my shoulders. FML

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By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Almost neutered - 02/07/2023 23:00 - United States

Today, I was laying on the couch when my cat decided to join. Instead of jumping, he opted to climb. While he was climbing, he put his paw on my junk and got his claws stuck there. He then tried to force them out, which hurt even more. It took almost a full minute to break him free. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2009 22:44 - United States

Today, my kitten was playing with the drawstring on my pajama pants. He then jumped, clinging on to my crotch. I screamed in pain, which scared him and made him hold on tighter. My cat was literally hanging from my vagina with its claws for a good 30 seconds before I could pry him off. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 20:24 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, I spent a half hour trying to help my cat down after he got stuck in the tree on my lawn. I finally gave up and called a local tree care company to help. When I returned outside, I found my cat casually walking about by the door. The guy who showed up to help was not happy. FML

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By Backinzi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 17 pound cat fell from a counter. It wouldn't have been a big deal if he didn't try to use my leg as a tree to cling onto on the way down. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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iSlowPwnz 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:11

Amazing cat! Is this a FML? I'm not sure

scorpiogirl666 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:23

If you can't deal with kittens being the spawn of the devil you shouldn't have gotten one. Seriously, I love cats, but my kitten wakes me up at 6 in the morning by attacking my face. Still, though, FYL. But I bet the kitty was cute, so it's okay.

Comments

gregthestrange 3

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:33

kill it

thecrazed7 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:40

YDI for having a cat.

Qup 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:43

like THAT'S never happened ever before! not that saying it was fun, but, c'mon!

Qup 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:54

yes, cats get feline leukemia, commonly known as "kitty AIDS". if you've never owned a cat before, it would behoove you you to get a cat care book or find a good website. but get your cat to the vet for it's shots. my best cat advice is: clean the box twice per day. without fail.

harmony88 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 18:24

Actually, Feline Leukemia Virus (FeLV) is much different from Feline Immunodeficiency Virus (FIV). FeLV causes cancer and FIV acts very similarly to HIV. Get your facts straight.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:58

Cats are EVIL. Evil little creatures. My aunt has a teacup kitten, and even though it the absolute most adorable thing I have ever seen, it still manages to drive me crazy. It thinks it's entitled to everything. XD including clawing my face if I don't wake up at an appropriate hour for her. just like kids, they may be cute, but they're rotten, maniacal little creatures. but we still love 'em :D

ehon82 3

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:27

YDI because eventually that beast of a pet is going to have to eat, WTH you climbing trees for!

kira822_fml 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:30

Awsome! At least you have a cat. My mom doesn't like cats. She says they're giant rats. So I can't get one. FYL but you should be more grateful.

RainbowCookie 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:33

Oh wow. FYL, but you should be more responsible.

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:41

1) this isn't a fml 2) your kitten isn't the spawn of the devil-it wuz just playing around-that's wut they do.

intotheblue 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:49

I clicked agree because you fell while trying to help the kitten, but I also clicked YDI because you call the kitten "spawn of the devil" for climbing a tree, which is just what cats do. Many people don't realize this, but cats don't get stuck as often as you think. Yes they have a harder time climbing down than up, but they're not as helpless as we think. Especially if they're still climbing around, like your kitten - that means they're not done, they're fine. Remember, they can drop and land on their feet, unlike us. So next time your kitten is playing around in a tree, leave him alone for a while.