Gross, Awkward and Kids: Ewwwww

Ewwwww

By EwFace - 06/06/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said, "Eww!" The boy then asked, "What's "ew" mean?" I replied, "Something gross and yucky." Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!" FML

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By girlmeetsworld - 18/02/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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By Shiverice - 13/10/2012 11:22 - United States - Battle Creek

Today, I was babysitting four kids. I turned the TV on for them, and set the youngest on my lap. She started giggling and pointing at every single pimple I have, exclaiming "Boo-boo!" This went on for half an hour. FML

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Teaching moment

By poolboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "But I just peed in that water." FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML

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Bad babysitter

By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

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Germ warfare

By kallens - 17/01/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was putting a wristband on a little boy's wrist so he could swim in the waterpark. Just before I finished, he coughed all over my hands and arms. I finished and looked up at the boy just in time for us to make eye contact and for him to cough directly into my face. FML

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Saturday 6 June 2009 22:58

Lol, that's harsh.

technobutterfly 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 22:59

Why would you say ew because of soap bubbles?

Comments

emilyisbomb 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 0:58

YDI for having a hideous face

uhmfml 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:09

this make me laugh. haha im sorry, OP. I am with #24. You pointing it out is more annoying than people that use it.

lifeasweknewit 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:11

Lol. I'm sure he was just joking!

smhmd0521 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:28

you deserve that you ugly piece of shit. and your so pathetic and try to get sympathy, but your ugly ass doesn't deserve it.

spidergirl41 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:41

Little boys always think girls are ugly. I won a beauty competition, I'm a model, an actress and have won many awards. (No, I'm not a celebrity) and whenever I babysit 8 out of 10, the little boy calls me ugly or fat or something insulting. I never take it personally. Just think, when you were a little girl you probably thought boys or men were yucky, and now, if you were to look at the same boy or man you'd think he's hot or cute or whatever. And creepy enough, 1out of 10 the little boy starts feeling my (YOOHOO) and saying he wants to kiss me. Blech.... And #63, I totally agree.

thuryn 2

Sunday 7 June 2009 1:44

#63: It's like saying "individuals" when it's a group of people or "male/female" instead of "man/boy/woman/girl". It comes from people trying to sound all official like cop-speak. It's just a lot more syllables to say the same thing. It's pretentious, annoying, and stupid. Especially the "male/female" thing. Dogs can be male and female, but only people can be men and women. It's a worthless degeneration of the language. Hey Rawrasaur: We get it. You don't like kids. Can you shut up about it? We all know you're worried about dying friendless and alone and leaving your inheritance to the state. We're not your support group.