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By Faluna - 17/02/2011 21:27 - Sweden

Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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By alerra - 20/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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By maggierose171 - 19/05/2012 15:08 - United States - Rosendale

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

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randiZ25 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:30

use her tooth brush to scrub it off

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Friday 18 February 2011 1:28

Put it under her pillow.

Comments

seriouslywtfdude 0

Friday 18 February 2011 9:05

I think you are missing that he's being sarcastic... as in he wouldn't have used one. your comments make me want to stab myself in the leg. seriously.

MissAwesomeness 4

Friday 18 February 2011 9:06

Lol at the people who thinks they're right in correcting the OP. Mould is a shape. Also take into consideration that she's from the UK as well. geez.

trippydoll 4

Friday 18 February 2011 9:07

mould? lol

djxtones 0

Friday 18 February 2011 19:47

That's how you spell it properly in British English.

fairypower 4

Friday 18 February 2011 9:31

I have a picture of a blonde tranny that's lazy and throws used condoms on the ground

underguarded 20

Friday 18 February 2011 9:32

how is it her fault that the condom was left there for 3 weeks? she had sex on your bed thus, and threw the condom on the floor close to your bed. I would assume the area around your bed ,you maintain. How would OP not notice a condom on the floor near her bed for 3 weeks???