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By Faluna - 17/02/2011 21:27 - Sweden

Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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Not mine

By alerra - 20/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Baton Rouge

Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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By maggierose171 - 19/05/2012 15:08 - United States - Rosendale

Today, my daughter's bed broke. Trying to see the damage, I lay down on her floor to get a closer look. I saw mountains of condom boxes under there. Now I know why the bed broke. FML

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randiZ25 0

Friday 18 February 2011 1:30

use her tooth brush to scrub it off

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Friday 18 February 2011 1:28

Put it under her pillow.

Comments

haleyamannda 0

Monday 28 February 2011 11:52

what you just didn't see this used condom on your carpet? also there's no way latex went "moldy" in 3 weeks...

WYATTPAQ 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 2:56

HAHA

spottie 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 19:54

That is just wrong and gross on soooo many levels. Do the same to her except make sure you leave it under her pillow. Paybacks a b***h :)

Ryan236 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:07

You spelt mold wrong dumbass

BlackTarStew 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:27

Calling someone a dumbass while using "Spelt"

BlackTarStew 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 23:25

I blame you for not knowing how to spell mold.

ThisRandomChild 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:33

Bio-degradable **** sock, anyone?

sydney184829 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 0:56

OP=original poster smart one.

ZeroIce 12

Thursday 1 December 2011 14:22

Mold, not mould :3

dtwbtl 4

Saturday 4 February 2012 17:55

Mold is spelled mould in Europe, just as mustache is spelled moustache & favorite is spelled favourite. Nice try though, guys.

banta98 5

Friday 6 April 2012 23:28

What is mould?

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