Miscellaneous: Excuse me?

Excuse me?

By youcould'vejusttoldme - 11/05/2017 21:00 - United States - College Station

Today, my roommate started packing up for when we move out in August. Thirty boxes later, I realized she's leaving me with only a dishtowel and a skillet while she traipses through Europe for the summer. She even packed the silverware. And the curtains. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2011 15:12 - Canada

Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML

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By Megz - 02/01/2013 17:38 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

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By Username - 14/03/2011 06:53

Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada

Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML

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Last laugh

By Anonymous - 21/03/2023 18:00

Today, my ex-roommate, who decided to move out when my other roommate and I told her we didn't want a giant dresser for her dogs' clothes and stuff in the dining room, took the door knob out of the door to her former bedroom and threw some of my things in the recycling bin. FML

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Losing more than I'll ever have

By Into the darkness - 30/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML

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By killmenow - 19/02/2009 21:52 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2016 23:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2019 04:00

Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2019 00:00

Today, my roommate served me with a two-week’s notice to vacate the apartment, the day before I leave for 10 days of working in a completely different city 150 miles away. FML

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Friday 12 May 2017 6:19

did any of the stuff she pack belong to you? did you pay for it?.... if not, that's her right. roommate or not, you were just enjoying her things.

QueenSaru 28

Friday 12 May 2017 5:49

If she's packed stuff that's yours and not just hers and she's going to be gone... then just unpack whatever you need while she's gone. It's not like she'll be there to stop you.

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blackbird8 10

Thursday 18 May 2017 0:25

OP here. Sorry for the belated reply! Sooo...it's a long story. Also, she packed the dishtowel and skillet, lol. Here's the short: We met in class, and became friends. We signed a lease together that began last August. After we signed, she confessed she's bipolar. Not a good sign. Once we moved in, she completely took over the apartment. I'm talking EVERYTHING. She already had a lot of kitchen stuff, so I didn't buy any more. When I did try to contribute things, she'd A) move them out of the communal area into my room or B) tell me they were ugly and didn't "mesh". I gave up trying to please her. She won't be living here this summer, but I am, so she packed literally everything. I'm talking silverware, spices, pillows, rugs, lamps, tables. It was just really inconsiderate and, quite frankly, tacky. Needless to say, we aren't living together in the fall. Oh, and now she's trying to get out of paying the utilities. Lol. I'm never having another roommate again.