Expelliarmus!

By icybrent94 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Arlesey

Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML
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mehwhocares 9

Whoever did that is a genius. Kudos to you, defending the internet against malicious trolls.

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PatRme 9

Anonymous is still a thing?

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KingCeltic77 18

Your lucky they didn't use the crucial is curse on you.

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unpossible 26

I think you mean the cruciatus curse. I know this proves a point about Harry Potter nerds, but still...

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KingCeltic77 18

Thats what I meant. Damn autocorrect.

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ellytoad 13

Trolls may be annoying as heck, but I hope you don't get harmed.

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KVKdragon 26

YOU FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!!! >:(

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SarahBearah1995 11

That comment is FULL of win. XD

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caitigirl13 3

Hahaha!!! Hermione yelling at Malfoy quote XD

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KVKdragon 26

Thanks. I try my best ;)

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BabyShane 0

What is Anonymous?

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smartman136 8

We are your banker, your mail man, your next door neighbor. Your father, your mother. We are everyone and no one. We have no official members as we are just an idea. We stand for truth, justice and the freedom of information and knowledge to the people. I suggest you research us. If you search you can find us.

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Shrike 23

ROFL. Anonymous has no leaders, no central authority, nothing. Anyone who wants to be part of it automatically becomes part of it. You can't label that. It's made up of some good people, a lot of security experts, and a SHIT-TON of little kids like you who go off with the melodramatic, cliche "we are legion" shit to make yourselves feel all big and tough. By the way, "real" members don't admit to being members, and they sure as hell don't brag about it. Grow up, kid.

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smartman136 8

No. He didnt. Also we frankly dont give a rats ass. As always we are Anonymous. We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget, this time, dont expect us. We couldn't care less.

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fbear10 5

You dont make fun of Harry Potter, let that be a lesson in life, you say shit about harry potter :)

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mojita 7

You don't make fun of Harry Potter and get away with it, you filthy muggle!

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lexiieeex3 32

Wait what? Does anyone else think this is poorly worded?

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fbear10 5

Well,if you thought it was poorly worded, then once youve read the first few comments from people who did understand this FML you would probably understand it too.

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