Pranks and Geek: Expelliarmus!

Expelliarmus!

By icybrent94 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Arlesey

Today, I had some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML

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You deserved it 41 198

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By GrLifeusx - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

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By jquaw - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

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Roaming gangs

By 23yearoldtoddler - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

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Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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By toad - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

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By fatmom - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Royal Tunbridge Wells

Today, I came home from work to find my son and his friends attempting to find out how many of them could fit into one of my pairs of pants. So far, five. FML

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By Jessica - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States

Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML

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By Justinthebox - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML

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By confsused - 16/12/2013 17:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

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By twitterfailsme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel - Rishon Le Zion

Today, I googled myself in preparation for my upcoming job interview. Turns out there's a girl on Twitter with my name and age who tweets nonstop about getting wasted and being on probation. She won't make her profile private. FML

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You deserved it 3 670

mehwhocares 9

Monday 6 August 2012 2:38

Whoever did that is a genius. Kudos to you, defending the internet against malicious trolls.

oicu812xD 16

Monday 6 August 2012 2:39

Ydi for making fun of Harry potter.

Comments

LaughterofCorn 4

Monday 6 August 2012 2:46

You had nothing better to do so you bashed HP on a forum? Yeah, I'd say you deserved it OP.

Mearemoi 14

Monday 6 August 2012 2:47

This is hilarious. YDI, OP. You totally deserved it; Harry Potter is awesome.

Akazuki 26

Monday 6 August 2012 2:48

They jinxed your Harry Potter-hating ass! :D Sounds like the work of Fred and George fans to me. Good for them and YDI for making fun of HP.

Callyn 47

Monday 6 August 2012 2:56

You have to know where you can troll safely. Don't worry, I doubt Anonymous would do anything. They're probably too busy trying to order pizza from a Walmart or trolling Tom Green.

DeadPixel4 29

Monday 25 August 2014 4:32

I don't think you understand who anonymous is.

emeraldisle 30

Monday 6 August 2012 2:57

I'm glad someone put you in your place.

tennisrapper1 14

Monday 6 August 2012 3:00

What place? The banned list or the humiliation corner?

tennisrapper1 14

Monday 6 August 2012 3:02

What place? The banned list or the humiliation corner? EDIT: Sorry I'm on the app and I kept getting the "anti-flood error" message. I guess this comment already posted and I didn't realize it. My bad.