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By ... cheers - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bishopton

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. His reason was that my laugh is really annoying and makes him want to "stick a baby in a blender". FML
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Top comments

LaLa_xo 14

Well that's not violent at all... You must have a pretty crazy laugh there OP!

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mumblemore 10

It's ok OP, someone out there will love you and your laugh! forget him, your better off without him!

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ganjalovin27 4

not a good reason to dump someone esp since he knew ur laugh before he got with u. FYL op!

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metalwolf 17

Like the others have said. The right person wont have a problem with your laugh. When my girlfriend laughs really hard it sounds funny. I have fun making her laugh.

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TrinityisLife 22

Can you upload a clip of it so we may judge for ourselves? :D

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Trigabyte 8

I'm pretty sure there's a button to say that.

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Treveyon56 14

There's a button for sucking balls? Who knew?

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theycallmekitty 13

If there's a button for that how can I get it because that would really come in handy....

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cryptic26 12

God forbid if you two are ever in a nursery together.

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thatkid00117 16

Thank The Lord you left him before you had children

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thatkid00117 16

I would have to assume she wanted to leave too after that comment

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Shadowbay 18

Sometimes things just start to go wrong in relationships and some people invent some lame ass excuse to get out of it... and you should've told him that the future would thank him for putting his baby maker in the blender instead.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Like Chanel West Coast?

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