Love: Extreme - FML

Extreme

By ... cheers - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Bishopton

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. His reason was that my laugh is really annoying and makes him want to "stick a baby in a blender". FML

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LaLa_xo 14

Wednesday 17 July 2013 1:15

Well that's not violent at all... You must have a pretty crazy laugh there OP!

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 17 July 2013 1:17

...Janice?

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AnonForAReason 11

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:07

Will it blend?

jw90 18

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:07

That's a little harsh just for a laugh.

an3ph 20

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:09

Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Bookoholic 11

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:23

God forbid you bring him to a nursery.

DarthVader77 9

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:26

There are some people I cannot stand because of their habits/quirks/ idisinracies. So, he is right. Before you are in the blender snd he is in jail.

SarMarJo 17

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:28

Well that is immature and slightly violent. I bet his next girlfriend will have a laugh that sounds like a witch and nails on a chalkboard. Or something. Sounds like you're better off without him!

girlymae 12

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:32

Hey at least you broke up before you had a baby with him... Nothing to put in a blender now!

Obey_StudBoii 23

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:36

He sounds like a douche.

soapmactavish82 8

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:41

Is he mentally 12?

TogeBara 12

Wednesday 17 July 2013 4:47

My gf's first boyfriend had ED yet he took his anger out on her by saying that her voice made him lose his "moment." Her second boyfriend new this and when they broke up he made a snide comment that her voice was like a troll's voice. She sounds like an angel to me though and I love to hear her voice every day. I keep a recording of it that she sent me and if I am down I listen to it to cheer me up. Someone will care for you AND your voice one day. Hold out for that special person! You will know when you find them!

graceinsheepwear 33

Wednesday 17 July 2013 10:08

You, Sir, are a keeper!

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