Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Face gone out of control

Face gone out of control

By UnfortunatelyAmusing - 05/11/2013 00:25 - United States - Princeton Junction

Today, I found out that my sex face is definitely amusing after the third girl in a row started laughing at it. FML

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By Eddie - 07/08/2011 19:43 - Israel

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Oops - 03/01/2016 19:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. I wanted to tease him, so I got his attention and made my orgasm face when I thought no one was looking. His thirteen year-old cousin saw and now bursts out laughing whenever he sees me. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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Face it

By dawn - 21/07/2012 16:24 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I realized that whenever I use emoticons, I tend to make the same face in real life. My coworkers gleefully showed me various pictures with my tongue out, face scrunched up, and so on, while staring at my phone. They've already made their way around the office. FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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No uggos

By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

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You deserved it 116

Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML

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Excuuuuuuuuse me!

By LadySteveMartin - 02/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML

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You deserved it 8 541

By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

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You deserved it 3 769

By Anonymous - 06/10/2011 16:17 - Canada

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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zingline89 18

Tuesday 5 November 2013 9:28

Are you sure that's the head they're laughing at?

daniel_dd31 13

Tuesday 5 November 2013 9:32

Doggy style so they won't see your face.

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jude_iscariot 7

Tuesday 5 November 2013 14:41

Yeah, but, hey... Third girl in a row!

ChakatBlackstar 29

Tuesday 5 November 2013 14:48

Third girl in a row? Third girlfriend in a row? Or third girl in a row that night? Or something in between? Inquiring minds want to know.

imchacon22 19

Tuesday 5 November 2013 16:27

You sure you're doing a good job? Cause otherwise I'm sure they wouldn't even remember what faces you were making

sexygirl25 3

Tuesday 5 November 2013 16:41

Doggie style - problem solved!

Paradoxxxx 16

Tuesday 5 November 2013 17:07

What? How

buttcramp 21

Tuesday 5 November 2013 17:08

touch yourself in front of a mirror and see for yourself lol or do it from behind

balistic_gel 6

Tuesday 5 November 2013 17:33

You're doing it wrong OP, it has nothing to do with your face.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 5 November 2013 17:36

Reminds me of the other sex face and (sex noise fmls): one guy looked like a goldfish gasping for air, another sounded like a barking seal.

petro5 6

Tuesday 5 November 2013 17:41

If they r finishing too, your mug is the last think they will be thinking about

thenewgirl29 20

Tuesday 5 November 2013 18:21

"Doesn't matter, had sex!"

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