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By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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Many such cases

By sadlife - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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You deserved it 4 929

By MiserableMan - 10/06/2014 04:02 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

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By facebook - 24/06/2010 10:09 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

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Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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Facebook official means it's serious

By DianneS - 07/07/2022 10:00

Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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evangldbrg 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:26

Another reason FB needs a dislike button as well...but seriously, FYL dude.

NuclearWinter 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 7:24

Ouch. Don't get torn up about it. You're too good for her.

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FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 8:41

PRESS UNLIKE U ******* ********.

lobby0ne 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:15

facebook, myspace...merge this two crap and call it facespace. FYL OP

caticaticati 3

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:24

No... MyFace is better. I was at a friend's house once and her dad's friend walked in (she's 15, he's like, 40 or something) and he knows about Myspace and Facebook but doesn't use them really, and he said, "What are you on, MyFace?" It was quite hilarious.

lolwatlol 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 9:49

LOL FACEBOOK MORE LIKE FACEPALM

Antivirus_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:18

She must have watched the movie Taken (starring liam neeson) :p

alewares 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 10:36

Could've easily passed for sarcasm =P

Nightfallz 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 11:01

ydi for using facebook. get a life and interact with real people not failbook

damnstopmessinup 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 11:24

YDI for not having some balls. seriously. i'm not trying to be a troll, but just because you've dated her for a month doesn't make her your girlfriend. that's something you were going to have to somehow mutually agree on, which means making it clear that neither of you wanted to date anyone else. if you were serious about wanting to be in a relationship, the first thing you should've asked is "are you seeing anyone else?"

electroboy_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 16:30

She still probably dated two people at once, which I think is despicable.

englishmuffin 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 14:49

You may have been dating for a month, but dating does not necessarily equal a relationship until you both agree that it is exclusive. Somehow, I highly doubt this happened. Therefore, I think this is neither a FYL or YDI because she was never really your girlfriend, and at least now that you know this you can go back to the dating scene.