Transportation: Failed

Failed

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By nightput - 17/11/2008 06:02 - France

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:11

....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?

anonymeux_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:12

How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.

Comments

Bridgettecake69 5

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:17

If you are so spastic that you thrash when your hair gets stuck instead of calmly assessing the situation, you shouldn't be driving.

heyhvasaa 4

Thursday 1 November 2012 14:32

I laughed the hardest when i found out that you are male lol

btcrusin 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 15:24

cut your hair you ******* hippy

charvisioku 22

Monday 11 February 2013 22:15

Oh good god... there are actually people out there who are stupid enough to still think men shouldn't have long hair... I think I've lost enough faith in humanity for one day. Get over yourselves, you damn fools. So much facepalm. But yeah, it's a bit stupid to panic that much from getting your hair caught in the car window. xD

Rissa11 9

Monday 30 September 2013 1:18

Um, roll the window back down maybe???? Dumbass. YDI.

CoriCat 25

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:41

You didn't put it in park first..? Maybe you should study a bit more before taking a driving test..

CoriCat 25

Wednesday 19 February 2014 22:44

You put it in park and shut the engine off...I just don't get how you shifted into drive in the first place

84mercedes300d 5

Tuesday 20 May 2014 23:54

If you were ready to drive in the real world you wouldn't have done that

w_chen2511 10

Tuesday 3 February 2015 5:44

I'm hoping they did not pass you...it will be unsafe for humanity. And I have long hair too and while rolling up my window, it got caught...but I didn't freak out...so I don't see what's the big deal.

Thekbking 11

Tuesday 10 March 2015 4:38

you are an idiot. yes because thrashing about solves all problems. rather than thinking logically. u deserved what resulted from said stupid action

gatorgirl7563 22

Monday 14 December 2015 18:51

Sorry but the normal response to hair being pulled is to stop moving and gently trying to untangle it. Not thrash, so YDI for acting like an animal caught in a trap!