Transportation: Failed

Failed

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By nightput - 17/11/2008 06:02 - France

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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maryann_massacre 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:11

....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?

anonymeux_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:12

How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.

Comments

loveless3692 2

Monday 4 April 2011 0:12

idiot.....

rick_maahea 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:32

um. yeah FYL and accidentally F the drive instructors L too while ur at it. Stupid.

rick_maahea 12

Wednesday 13 July 2011 2:36

it could have been an older car. I had an 88 mustang that would shift from park into gear without the brake and would even (funny story) start in gear. it was a total piece of shat though, I'm honestly surprised it passed inspection, and that I didn't die in it

lions214 6

Monday 8 August 2011 2:05

How does that even happen? Somebody tell me!

hitit0909 0

Friday 23 September 2011 5:27

You're an f'ing idiot.

MeleMallory 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 11:11

#16 wasn't speaking. You can't speak to someone through the Internet (except webcam, but I'm pretty sure FML doesn't have that feature yet.)

I_Ate_The_Cookie 0

Friday 21 October 2011 4:57

Faaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeee!!!!! xD lmfao I had to?

ag97 7

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:38

Idiot

mehwhocares 9

Tuesday 8 November 2011 4:18

How the HELL did you manage to do that? Getting your hair caught in the window? Dumb, but believable. But how in God's name did you manage to put the car in drive and then floor it while simply trying to get your hair out of the window?