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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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astro_plastic 0

That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.

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Gluevah 0

He only showered once a month and you didn't dump him first? :/ Dafux is wrong with you? You should thank him for releasing you from his cloud of funk.

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tacoman007 2

Why can't you accept him for his unique self, rotten bitch! How many other chances will you get to date someone with a complete disregard for hygene?

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Honduras_fml 0

#217 : Are you ******* serious ? It's not a question of accepting or not the guy. It's a question of self respect. Washing yourself only once a month makes you a gross character.

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omg1tsj4cki3 0

YDI for not breakingg up with him first. he's obviouslyy nasty ahah xD ew.

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Cakemama 0

Why were you with someone that only baths once a month? GROSS!

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tonyhenz 0

there's probably wag more to itthen that you ****

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niknik2014 1

thats disgusting if this is true and y would u stay w/ some1 who showers once a month

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HunterAlpha1 8

and exactly why were you with someone who only bathes once a month? was he in a half-body cast or something? or hydrophobic? transported in time from the 1600s where they only bathed once a month? get real, you're way better off without him!

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dannyswin 0

you got dumped by an arrogant stank ass? And your calling this an fml?!?!

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