Gross and Love: Fair enough - FML

Fair enough

By dumped - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 129

You deserved it 4 686

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Top comments

Ethos_fml 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:03

And HE dumped you?

astro_plastic 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 16:03

That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.

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Stiffilz 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 7:49

why didn't u dump him first for being a rancid unhygenic hippy? ydi now get over it and find urself a real man.

wtfhowsad 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 8:55

and you are sad because???

missme2 3

Thursday 11 March 2010 14:24

who wants a bf that only showers once a month? ydi for sticking around with him after finding that out!

youthink_fml 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 14:39

YDI for dating a filthy pig.

Texaporte 3

Thursday 11 March 2010 14:50

You're better off without him. Frankly, I can't believe you didn't dump him first.

jtorres815 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:32

honestly thats gross, you should tell him to read this fml, what kinda of person is he? gross as hell needs to learn how to clean himself

lilbz76 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 22:07

I say ydi, then again maybe the dirty hippy was the only guy that would even give you the time of day. If thats the case, then you should have used your feminine whiles to your advantage. Only have sex in the shower,after driving through a car wash in a convertible, or stopping by the hospital for a sponge bath. This sounds like a bunch of crap, but ive heard dumber fmls, so to you I say stop dumpster diving for boyfriends!

Maynyrd 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 22:46

Why even date a guy who only showers once a month?

Vinto 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 23:06

First off, what is he French? Second YDI for dating a guy who showers once a month and YLS for dating a guy who showers once a month.

brightred919 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 0:46

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You deserved it 281

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