Miscellaneous: Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression,...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

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By Brastro - 07/04/2009 11:46 - Ireland

Today, we were at the end of our surfing trip watching a photo montage. A picture popped up of an ugly girl surfing so I shouted out "I didn't know Shrek could surf". The room went very quiet. "Shrek" was sitting beside me. FML

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By tired individual - 12/01/2014 11:04 - United States - Dickson

Today, trying to get some much needed rest, I heard my neighbors fighting loudly. When they finally quit, they left a DVD on, directly behind my wall: Spongebob, with the menu tune on loop. FML

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By Alpha - 17/12/2011 21:18 - Estonia

Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML

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By Kenton - 15/06/2019 00:14

Today, my older brother called me in the middle of the night to describe to me, in painstaking elaborate detail, the Yamaha commercial he'd just watched. FML

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By whyarewerelated - 08/09/2011 15:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 21:56 - United States

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

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Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

By EarScentedCandle - 27/05/2018 09:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, after watching Shrek, my little brother started collecting his earwax to make it into a candle like Shrek did. I can’t get him to throw it away even after bribing him with bags of candy. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia

Today, my brother flicked a huge bug onto my foot, making me freak out and fall into my outdoors pool. The water was so cold that I started hyperventilating. My brother left to "get help". I finally managed to get out, and found him watching TV. FML

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By riiiighhhttttt - 05/08/2013 05:38 - United States - Laurel

Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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jainam 7

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:09

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

feven 32

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:04

Maybe Shrek is trying to tell you something

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feven 32

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:04

Maybe Shrek is trying to tell you something

JMichael 25

Sunday 8 March 2015 14:53

That ogres are like onions?

Jason89 16

Sunday 8 March 2015 19:46

oh i know #25! they stink?

fortune789 17

Sunday 8 March 2015 20:24

Get aot of mai swahmp!

Wutdafuqq 24

Sunday 8 March 2015 23:49

You cannot run from Shrek. You cannot hide from Shrek. Shrek will find you. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

xKrisSmoove 21

Monday 9 March 2015 0:39

Shrek is trying to say "it's not ogre yet"

IWishIWasObama 12

Monday 9 March 2015 0:52

@63 That is getting to be severely overplayed.

OnlyAvailableID 28

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:05

I'd imagine you'd be quite ogre it after a while.

jainam 7

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:09

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Sunday 8 March 2015 19:36

Why am I not surprised that this is too comment

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 9 March 2015 21:20

Shrek is dreck!!

lovebooks07 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 8:48

Noooooooooooo

iwanttogotoparis 26

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:09

I guess you could say it was a 'shrek' day

originaljosh 11

Sunday 8 March 2015 15:00

Did i miss something here?

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Sunday 8 March 2015 18:20

Shrektastic*

ThatLobster 24

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:12

Why don't you show your parents the 'shrek Is love shrek is life' video and say that's where his behavior is coming from.. ;)

Steffi3 40

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:12

At least Shrek does a decent impression of himself

Classy_Sassy15 18

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:13

As a big sister of 4 siblings I know exactly how you feel.

1dvs_bstd 41

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:16

50 shades of grey?

Shadowvoid 33

Sunday 8 March 2015 19:38

No, the little mermaid

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 9 March 2015 13:46

Actually, it was Jack and Jill.

confusedAsFuck 34

Monday 9 March 2015 16:32

Don't be stupid, it clearly was Mamma Mia..

robohobosapien 5

Tuesday 10 March 2015 0:08

You got the wrong color. It's 50 Shades of Green

123ika 16

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:16

It's all ogre now atleast

HeWhoIsNameless 9

Sunday 8 March 2015 13:17

Casablanca?

B1ackthesun 31

Sunday 8 March 2015 16:17

Don't be stupid. It was clearly Rosemary's Baby

brittaaany_93 38

Sunday 8 March 2015 17:25

Damn. I thought it was Titanic!

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 8 March 2015 19:13

Gremlins?

MrBoredomioo 18

Sunday 8 March 2015 23:24

the shining

tdawg91 17

Monday 9 March 2015 1:22

My money is on "gone with the wind"

BakedTaters 16

Monday 9 March 2015 5:26

No, it has to be Jaws.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 9 March 2015 13:47

Was it Back to the Future?

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