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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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astro_plastic 0

That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.

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julie3841 11

how's that an fml? you should be happy you can find a new boyfriend who prefers cleanliness..I mean isn't one of the best things about boyfriends when you hug them and they smell so good? I still love the way my husband smells.

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paprikacha 9

I'm not exactly sure this is a loss, OP. Trust me, you don't want to date Pig-pen.

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jgill87 0

Why would u even go out with a guy who showers once a month.

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braeleigh_king 0

this shouldnt really be an fml because I would think that you'd be happy you're not dating a boy who only showers once a month any longer. ..right? because that's ******* gross.

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cookies_55 0

Haha ,, Actually You Suck .. Why Would Date A Guy Who Showers Only Once A Month.? You Deserve It .. Like Totally :)

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jfarrow9703 11

That is ******* sick, y would you be with anyone like that in the first place???

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oneforme 0

you should have sex with him one last time. ask him to lick your butthole for pleasure. as he does take a small poop into his mouth for good measure!

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AnneOminous 0

Um your life has been SIGNIFICANTLY improved by this break up. Trust me.

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peoplehater 0

And you were with someone that gross? Why? You should have had some self-respect and dumped them earlier...

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