I have read over this "fml" twice and have yet to understand the true problem here. I assume your "relationship" lasted more than a month due to your discovery of his lack of proper hygiene? What I'm not understanding is how you could smell his horrible odor and not leave him?... Maybe he and ballsack beard man could be friends?...

I don't know much, but it should be the other way around. You should dump HIM!!! Well, it depends how you said it...if you said, like, "Dude, why don't ya take a bath sooner? It's icky!" then I'm on his side...but if you said it like, "Lision: I don't wanna say anything mean, but may I question why you don't have a shower?" Any-how - good ridence to smelly dude. :)

Are you saying FML because HE dumped YOU, or because you actually miss this dirty bastard?

You actually want to date a guy that only showers once a month?!?!?

is your boyfriends name by any chance Todd Tolenskey?

once a month?! WTF. if he doesn't stink that's amazing!

That's a misplaced modifier! "Only" should go after "showers," not before.

I'm surprised you could stand the person that long.

Why on earth are you with someone that only showers once a month?

You deserved it for not dumping him first after finding out. Totally disgusting!