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Today, my boyfriend dumped me because apparently I don't appreciate how he's different from other guys. I only told him that showering once a month was not normal. FML
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astro_plastic 0

That's what you get for dating Robert Pattinson.

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TheWaaaaambulanc 0

No. 1 rule of dating: date someone who ******* showers.

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Bruingirl103 0

u sure know how to pick 'em...

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EricJ 3

It's an improvement in your life that you can find someone better.

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Islander_fml 5

****, YDI for not breaking up with him sooner. That sounds disgusting.

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wethequeens123 1

thts disgusting!

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perdix 29

I once got dumped by a girl who didn't wipe. That did not make me cry. Our first and last attempt at anal did.

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kk2krazee 0

Nasty ass...too bad it wasn't you who dumped him

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Guerilla8 0

Yeah that's ******* weird. He should be showering once every two months.

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ihatefrenchppl 0

I can't beleive a guy could get so upset over something like that. He was probably looking for an excuse to dump you.

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rosa08 0

So..... what did you meet him on the lucky night that he showered? How could you not notice it from the start o_o

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