Intimacy and Photography: Fairytale ending

Fairytale ending

By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 17:00

Today, as something cute to do, my boyfriend and I dressed as Snow White and the Prince so we could photograph the moment he kisses me and I wake up. He thought it would be funny to use his penis, so now there’s a picture of us dressed up with my dumb self kissing his penis with my eyes closed. FML

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By wrongguy - 11/05/2013 23:04 - United States - Raleigh

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 05:00

Today, my boyfriend of 5 years thought it would be funny to squat above my head completely naked while I was sleeping. When I woke up, his asshole and ball sack was in my face. FML

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By pumpkinlover89 - 27/03/2010 08:26 - United States

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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By WasntWorthIt - 30/07/2014 17:04 - United States - Concord

Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML

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Dale Gulley 8

Tuesday 9 June 2020 17:36

Not even gonna lie, that shit is funny

Sagar Nair 11

Tuesday 9 June 2020 18:23

Ok come on that’s actually funny.

Comments

Brightside86 30

Wednesday 10 June 2020 8:47

You sound like a cool chic, he's lucky to have you.

Shzusuziq 16

Wednesday 10 June 2020 14:52

So, who was the photographer?

Johnny5 16

Wednesday 10 June 2020 20:08

That was my first question too...

Junkiegamer 26

Wednesday 10 June 2020 18:26

That’s sounds more like what happened in the original story.

Chen Zhibang 8

Wednesday 10 June 2020 21:56

The kiss on the mouth was the second kiss.

vchan 20

Thursday 11 June 2020 15:54

She didn’t agree to take that kind of picture nor to kiss him there. All done without consent. It may seem fun, but you wouldn’t want to be in her place and know this picture existed. Not okay