Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 159
You deserved it 60 210

Same thing different taste

Top comments

maz255 10

wht does screaming have to do with being at a party? do people just scream out at random?

Comments

Good god OP what the hell is wrong with you? You couldn't be more of a loser if you tried. I'd give up on college if I were you, you obviously have the intellectual capacity of a turnip and the personality of a soiled bath mat. PS your neighbours won't think you're cool for having a party, they'll think you're a dick for being loud and obnoxious. I weep for the future. Just think, OP is allowed to vote. :(

Congrats, definitely the saddest story I've read in a while. Now no one that lives around you- or knows someone who does- will EVER speak to you again, isn't that great? haha dude even if you hadn't gotten that citation everyone would think you were going to kill them in their sleep after that creepiness went down.

Wow you are such a weirdo! Couldn't they see all your imaginary friends? Playing loud music and shouting won't make you popular to people even if it was a party! D'oh!

laurbear12 3

lol 82 you are as big of a loser as op

because I dont like being with other people? I have "friends" it doesn't mean I like them but I basically just use them for money weed and a place to stay if something happens

you deserve it cause you spelled neighboors wrong

FlonkertonChamp 6

"neighbours" is the british spelling. "neighboors" is ACTUALLY incorrect. idiot.