Intimacy: Family affair

Family affair

By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother cheated on my father. It turns out she had a drunken one night stand with the manager of the restaurant that my parents own, and where I work. The same manager I have been secretly sleeping with for over six months. FML

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You deserved it 10 490

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By awkward - 27/02/2011 12:39 - Finland

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

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You deserved it 4 073

By Nik - 20/02/2010 15:05 - United States

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2022 22:00

Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML

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You deserved it 127

By Anonymous - 17/08/2009 08:21 - United States

Today, I went into my Moms room to look for a t-shirt. I went into her drawer and behind all of her clothes was a cell phone. Not only did I not find the t-shirt, I also found out my Mom is cheating on my Dad with someone from work and now I have to pretend like I don't know. I work there too. FML

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You deserved it 5 573

By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 12:00 - United States

Today, I learned that not only is my husband having an affair with my own mother, but my whole family knew. They were keeping it a secret from me for 3 months. FML

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You deserved it 376

By anonymous - 06/08/2015 08:33 - United States - Garden Grove

Today, at work, the girl I've been into for the past 6 months confessed that she liked me, but also confessed she had sex with our boss. Our boss happens to be my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 750

You deserved it 1 844

By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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You deserved it 4 728

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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You deserved it 18 550

jonnymohio 2

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:59

Now all you need is for the manager to sleep with your dad. That would complete the "ewwww" of this post.

JassyJas 2

Thursday 12 November 2009 15:54

ewwww

Comments

JessBoi305 0

Friday 27 November 2009 17:48

Ewww! HOPEFULLY yur mom didnt cheat on yur dad around the time of yur conception...cus tht would be akward if yu have been banging yur would be father

BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:06

apple dnt fall far from da tree

Brandosyn 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 7:51

You know OP it isn't too often in life you can actually use the phrase "That isn't how your mother does it" in reference to the 'reverse cowgirl position', and there isn't incest involved. I'm just saying...